Vintage Horror Buff Gifts

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

He looks so natural lying there...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Giant slug attacks a city

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Frankendumpty'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.