Classic Horror Buff Gifts

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

Bram Stoker

It's just a small shock! Go on, it'll be funny!

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Dracula robbing a blood bank.

Giant slug attacks a city

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"