Modern Horror Buff Gifts

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Werewolves of London..."

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'