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'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Werewolves of London..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'