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'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

He looks so natural lying there...

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

The Walking TED Talk.

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'