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Comedy Cafe

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Lumiere brothers caricature

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Janet Leigh

Marilyn Ghost

Romy Schneider

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Tin Man Visits New York

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"