Vintage Horror Film Buff Pillows

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Cary Grant

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Lumiere brothers caricature

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Marilyn Ghost

Tin Man Visits New York

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Romy Schneider

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Janet Leigh

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

John Wayne

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Clark Gable.

Anna Magnani