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"I don't think that's the kind of girl he's expecting, Herr Doctor!"

"Hey Frank, I think I see your bag."

"Shall we strut our stuff on the dance floor."

"New brain, who dis?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Best before 65 million BC.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Steve McQueen

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

The Gladiator.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Zombie Problems

The bridge of arts.

Frankenstein's Reading Light