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"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

Support group for old movie monster.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Giant slug attacks a city

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."