Classic Horror Film Buff Gifts

"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

Support group for old movie monster.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant slug attacks a city

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Frankendumpty'

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

Back to school: The Horror,

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."