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"I want to look like Boris Karloff."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant slug attacks a city

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Frankendumpty'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."