Horror Buffs Gifts

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Egg horror movies.

"I want to suck your blood... but I left my gall darn chompers at home!"

"As guides, you will escort kids this way, to the best part of our haunted house. The chamber of horrors!"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A bee reads a horror story.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Horror movies

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Werewolves of London..."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Zombies.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'