Horror Film Buff Gifts

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

The Walking TED Talk.

"Those Presidential candidates are so creepy!"

Night of the Living Slinkies

What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"Oh no, not another horror story."

Horror film becomes reality...

'Lock your door and role up your window.'

"I only found out about it on our, 'honey full moon'!"

2 mummies...

Bates Motel Loyalty Program

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Janet Leigh caricature

"Zombies? No way! Don't you recognize Ebola?!"

Son of Alien.

"Jim says your date is an expert swimmer!"

Lair Freshner

"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."

Monday the 16th

'If I see one more horror movie about serial killers... I'll scream.'

'What is WRONG with you?!!'

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

He looks so natural lying there...

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'This Guillermo Del Torro farm is creeping me out Barney!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"Why must you always pre-empt my nightmares?"

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

'It's a common misconception.'