Hollywood Horror Buff Gifts

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Zombies.

"Werewolves of London..."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

He looks so natural lying there...

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Professor Tulp meets his match

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.