Horror Story Buff Gifts

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Giant slug attacks a city

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Bram Stoker

Back to school: The Horror,

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."