Spooky Story Buff Gifts

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Werewolves of London..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Ghost puddle

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Halloween Support Group

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

"For drinks or dinner?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

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