Spooky Story Buff Pillows

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

Night of the Latkes

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Halloween Selfie

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Monster Baseball

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Witches at a cauldron.