Horror Buff Pillows

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

'I'm what you might call a people-person'.

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

Dracula faces firing squad.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

'She's Possessed!'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'A 'bloody mary' please....rhesus negative, if you have it.'

Unhappy Earthbound Ghost.

Zombgay

Franken-steer.

'Two pints of blonde please.'

PSYCOW!

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

The Monster Under the Bed.

"Werewolves of London..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You idiot, I told you to get me a brain!"

The Paranormal Channel

"Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?"

It came from planet earth.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Igor, you fool! The body you've brought me is too young. Everyone knows that life begins at forty!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

The Really Clean Window

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

"Yes...our haunted house is too scary."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

Night of the Round Tables

"The reason he is a very creative zombie is beacuse he only eats the brains' right hemisphere."