Comedy Horror Buff Pillows

"Here's Pollen!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Horror movies

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

He looks so natural lying there...

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Zombies.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Werewolves of London..."

The Golfing Accident

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."