Comedy Horror Buff Prints

"Here's Pollen!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

Backfire

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

'He does lack social skills.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Werewolves of London..."

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

The Golfing Accident

"Is there a vegan option?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"