Supernatural Comedy Buff Pillows

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

Backfire

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Beware of the frog"

Cat Hecklers

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Miami Mice

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.