Supernatural Buff Pillows

The Wolfblitzerman

"You never know what will catch on!"

'To be frank, Mr Devil, this is an unfriendly takeover.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Devil hitchhiker.

'I think I'm possessed! I've been laying deviled eggs.'

'Sorry, can't talk, everything's up in the air!' Poltergeist society

"This is just a wake-up call, right? Like in the movies, right?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Knight Golfing

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Missing You.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Halloween Selfie

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Monster Baseball

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Knights of the Square Table.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Flying in Formation.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"