Superhero Buffs Pillows

"Hulk nice! Not naughty! Hulk nice!"

Captain Pointy No.65 - ...But it might just work

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'