Battle Buffs Pillows

Under Attack.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"But I use all of them!"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Chili again?'

"FORE!"

US aid to Ukraine

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Birds on the wing

Sub Editor

US fears missile competition.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."