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Cricket.

Toast baseball.

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Other Cooperstown

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"But I use all of them!"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Steeee-rike three!'