Bowing Buff Pillows

Violin

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

William Tell

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Occupational Hazards.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Angler's bait

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

"Lovely weather for it."

Balloon Man

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Sympathy

Dollar sign balloon.

Monk Jokes

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Santa bowling.

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Cricket.

"What can I say? Tough split."