Bowing Buff Gifts

Violin

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

William Tell

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Occupational Hazards.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Termites!'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Angler's bait

Jimmy Anderson

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

Imran Khan

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Lovely weather for it."

Balloon Man

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Monk Jokes

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Dollar sign balloon.

Cricket.

Santa bowling.

"What can I say? Tough split."