Bowling Alley Buff Gifts

"He's been marking every frame. You should probably take him outside."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Polar bear bowling alley

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

Dialogue about the relationship.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

William Tell

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.