Bowling Alley Staff Gifts

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

High security Santa's grotto

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

No petting in the pool!

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'I love the frame on this one!'

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

The Bowling Family

Santa bowling.

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

Bowl-O-Rama. What

Penguin being chased by bowling ball.

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

10 pin bowling cows.

Bowling pin line up

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

Bowling ball coconuts

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

'I've never baked one, but I've jumped out of several.'

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

Car Bowling Pins

Giant bowling ball.

"So long, Suckahz!"

'Oh great, here comes Atlas - Mr Bowling champ!'