Bowling Alley Employee Gifts

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

High security Santa's grotto

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Can I get a box for this?'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

'I love the frame on this one!'

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Santa bowling.

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Charity Santa with tip jar.

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

Bowling ball coconuts

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

'Tell you what, you think about it, and I'll go bowling!'

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

Car Bowling Pins

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Risk assessment offered to punters.

'Watch the expression on Helen's face when I throw this.'

Guillotine Skittles.