Bowling Alley Renegade Gifts

The notorious James gang, hellbent to go bowling!

LAY ZEE FUK

Queen of Upcycling!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Give him his food."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Music Freak.

A man without a chicken on his head!

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Complaints (just kidding).

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Mary Quant.

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.