Bowling Alley Renegade T-Shirts

The notorious James gang, hellbent to go bowling!

LAY ZEE FUK

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Give him his food."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Music Freak.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

A man without a chicken on his head!

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Complaints (just kidding).

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"