Rod And Reel Renegade T-Shirts

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Rock Climber

Tractor Racing

Ready for a run!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

The lessor of two evils.

Solar Storm Expected!

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

George Washington Toll Plaza

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'