Rocker Renegade T-Shirts

'If that's who I think it is...tell her I won't come back until she gets rid of that rocker.'

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

Tractor Racing

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Music Freak.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Solar Storm Expected!

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Different types of band.

George Washington Toll Plaza

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Tennis'

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"