Rock Renegade T-Shirts

"So we sincerely hope you enjoy 'IRS Hold Music'."

Rock Climber

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Let's rock!'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Kurt Cobain

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Bill Tilden

Classic vs Rock

'I play it to kill time.'

Mary Quant.

Joe Strummer in his garden...

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Learn-to-dance pants.

Gary Moore.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"