Rock Renegade T-Shirts

"So we sincerely hope you enjoy 'IRS Hold Music'."

Rock Climber

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Classic vs Rock

'I play it to kill time.'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Different types of band.

Learn-to-dance pants.

Model Village

Sid & Nancy

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"