Rocker Renegade Prints

'If that's who I think it is...tell her I won't come back until she gets rid of that rocker.'

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Music Freak.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Solar Storm Expected!

Bill Tilden

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Mary Quant.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Different types of band.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

George Washington Toll Plaza

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

'Tennis'

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.