Racing Renegade Prints

10k Corral.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Queen of Upcycling!

"OK, ready to go again?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Mary Quant.

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Model Village

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."