Racing Renegade Pillows

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Solar Storm Expected!

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Model Village

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

George Washington Toll Plaza

'So much for energy saving.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."