Rv Renegade Pillows

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Jack of all trades

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Tractor Racing

Home maintenance

House hunting is cruel.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Exams

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

The lessor of two evils.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Solar Storm Expected!

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mary Quant.