Rv Renegade Mugs

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Jack of all trades

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Tractor Racing

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Home maintenance

House hunting is cruel.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Exams

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

The lessor of two evils.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Solar Storm Expected!

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'