Rollercoaster Renegade Mugs

Your Photo As You Arrived. 4x6. 5x7. 8x10.

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Music Freak.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Complaints (just kidding).

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Solar Storm Expected!

Mary Quant.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf