Roller Skating Renegade Mugs

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Rock Climber

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Ready for a run!

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Music Freak.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Solar Storm Expected!

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

TV tie-in book signpost.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Model Village

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

George Washington Toll Plaza

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs