Roller Skating Renegade T-Shirts

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Rock Climber

Tractor Racing

Ready for a run!

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Music Freak.

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Solar Storm Expected!

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Model Village

TV tie-in book signpost.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

George Washington Toll Plaza

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.