Rollerblade Renegade T-Shirts

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Queen of Upcycling!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Music Freak.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Solar Storm Expected!

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Different types of band.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'I think my work here is done.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

Rollerblind.

"Bail denied."

"Sorry I'm late. My train arrived on time and I wasn't expecting it!"

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.

Kangaroo on roller blades.

Using public transport- only protected

"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"

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