Rollerblade Renegade Gifts

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Music Freak.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Solar Storm Expected!

Mary Quant.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Different types of band.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I think my work here is done.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"Bail denied."

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Rollerblind.

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

"Sorry I'm late. My train arrived on time and I wasn't expecting it!"

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.

10k Corral.

Kangaroo on roller blades.

Using public transport- only protected

"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"