Rollercoaster Renegade Gifts

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Music Freak.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Solar Storm Expected!

Complaints (just kidding).

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

TV tie-in book signpost.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."