Raceway Renegade Gifts

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

House hunting is cruel.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Mary Quant.

The lessor of two evils.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

Bill Tilden

Solar Storm Expected!

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"