Roadway Renegade Gifts

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

How's my driving? I'm supposed to ask you that. Actually, I could't care less what you think, so don't call."

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

House hunting is cruel.

Music Freak.

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Solar Storm Expected!

The lessor of two evils.

Mary Quant.

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

Casting for Heroes series II.

Different types of band.

Model Village

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

George Washington Toll Plaza

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."