Road Trip Renegade Gifts

George Washington Toll Plaza

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Unrest Area.

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

Music Freak.

House hunting is cruel.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Solar Storm Expected!

The lessor of two evils.

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Late again.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

Pick a direction.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'