Road Trip Renegade Pillows

George Washington Toll Plaza

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"OK, ready to go again?"

Tractor Racing

Unrest Area.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

House hunting is cruel.

Music Freak.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Late again.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

The lessor of two evils.

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

Pick a direction.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"